Catallaxyfiles.com has been running a very interesting thread on whether Kevin Rudd is turning into a scary clown. I would extend that by default to the entire Labor operation; I'm really just waiting for the absurdly small car to drive in and the current Rudd front bench to come tumbling out of it before throwing cream pies at each other.
Best answer so far has been from poster YT, who wins the Internet today.
Clowns are scary per se; to talk about 'scary clowns' is a tautology. So it's the photo gallery, as usual. You be the judge.