Thursday, 27 September 2012

Nakoula v Assange - Some PR Advice

Nakoula B. Nakoula, the so-called film-maker apparently responsible for The Innocence of Muslims, is just a smidge away from becoming a multimedia celebrity of global proportions.

He's already got the slightly ridiculous name; all he has to do now is follow my easy step-by-step guide.

1) Seek asylum in the nearest Ecuadorian embassy;

2) Appear on the balcony to hordes of fans waving placards, and make a pompous speech;

3) Annoy everyone in the embassy so much that they encourage you to beam a live telecast to the UN and insist that the United States government get off your back about those piss-ant fraud charges, when really everyone knows that they are just persecuting you for your exercise of the right to freedom of speech;

4) Make sure your next movie is really offensive to Christians and/or endangers the lives of even more US military personnel;

5) Be feted on At the Movies by David and Margaret;

6) Have a mini-series made about you.

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